Anorexia
[] You hate your body.
[] You have starved yourself.
[] You have low self esteem.
[] You use laxatives.
[] You need to be skinnier. ( fuck that i'm muscled as fuck right now )
[] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[] People think you are way too skinny.
[] You skip at least one meal a day. ( fuck no !  i like eating )
[] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion
Total so far: 0

ADHD
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time. (when no one is around i talk to myself)
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
[x] You aren't very shy.

Total so far: 6

Bipolar Disorder
[] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed. (this fits me more 83 )
[x] You are very irritable.
[] You barely get any or no sleep.
[] You have very high self esteem at times.
[x] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide. ( i think this is normal.. i think everybody has thought of it.. attempting is something else........)
[] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total so far: 9

Bulimia Nervosa
[] You've thrown up all your food at one time.
[] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[x] You have little control over how you eat.
[] You use laxatives.
[x] You eat fast.
[x] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out. ( i fainted a couple of times after i went to the gym )
[] People think you are way too skinny.

Total so far: 12


Conduct Disorder
[ ] You are a bully.  
[x] You threaten other people. (only if you make me mad. just don't make me mad and you're okay )
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[x] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[x] You destroy property on purpose.
[ ] You always lie.
[x] You've stayed out all night.
[x] You have/attempted to run away from home.
Total so far: 17

Depression
[] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[] You always, or normally, are crying.
[] You find no hope in your future.
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] You are anti-social.  
[] You have low self esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault. ( if everyone says that to you... well maybe it is)
[] Hope is no longer there for you. (i wont give up bitches)

Total so far: 21

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself
[] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.  

Total so far: 24

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[] You have an extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same sex
[] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[] You are very shy.  
[x] You often talk to yourself.

Total so far: 28

0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems.
31-35: You have really bad problems. You might need to see a therapist. ( isn't that called a psychiatrist???? )
36+ WOW! YOU NEED SOME HELP, NOW

Well... I knew I had some problems... But when I look at this list.. Damn son